haveyouseenthemaster asked:
"*watches in amazement* Wow, you're really good at that. I don't think I can do that kind of stuff. Water doesn't like me much."You can do anything once you set your mind to it little toaster! ANYTHING
haveyouseenthemaster asked:
"...swandiving gods? *forgets he's not supposed to talk in front of humans*"*pats the little toaster* It’s okay friend through ym travels I have encounterd talking trees and books, I shall not tell a soul.
Here watch me as I swandive
haveyouseenthemaster asked:
"*gives toast to the Old Spice Guy*"
OH YEAH! GOOD OLD TOAST. Thank you little metal toaster. may the swandiving gods give you everything you desire.
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Ohhh yeaaah
tumblrbot asked:
"WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?"I Have already been everywhere robot. The world lies at my feet! SWANDIVE!
